Banned because nobody wants to tell me how to sell items in Meltopia, so instead, all I can do is wander around and freeze to death.

^ banned for not posting this somewhere where someone likely knows the answer and would be willing to tell you

^ Banned for making the launch theme of the superhero band I am in 'Sending out an SOS' by The Police.

^ banned for misleading advertising. as you have not and will not play Dire Strait's Sultans of Swing.

^ Banned for losing on the roundabouts what he gained on the swing

^ banned for saying Yes

^ banned for saying you shall not pass.

^ banned and not "passed" for a GPA under a 1.0

Sunday general ban in effect for the next 24 hours. Auto-bans for everyone!
You get a ban, you get a ban....you get ban!

Banned for driving on the Autobahn.

Banned because I did, and nobody replied.

Banned for not banning me before i was able to drive like theres no tomorrow/speed limits

Banned because I am getting older and I noticed ear hairs. WTF.

Banned because everyone is always getting older, because that's how time works, and banned for not noticing them before, because they were always there.

Banned for not having/noticed ear hairs earlier - welcome to the club. Btw, that how one prove is of age online and IRL, you shall be receiving via post a "ear hair reader" so you can now access a secret part of the web!
banend for posting a nanosecond before me!!!! aaaaargh